i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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