I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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