What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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