stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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