Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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