I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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