that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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