why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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