doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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