Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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