we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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