i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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