My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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