Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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