Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
