You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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