your parents love me but you hate me
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize