that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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