Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
God, I missed his penis.
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