Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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