i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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