dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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