It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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