I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My life is pants optional.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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