i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
the liver wants what the liver wants
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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