She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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