yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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