we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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