Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Life without a bra equals bliss.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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