it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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