yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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