everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She's the barista slut.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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