she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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