I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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