my mouth tastes like poor choices
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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