we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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