Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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