your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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