Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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