My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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