belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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