It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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