I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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