If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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