u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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