I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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