I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
