so that wasnt chicken after all
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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