Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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