with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize