she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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