I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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