He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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