I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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