if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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