Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sponge bath it is.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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